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1) All the people on the earth want to go to heaven, but they always say no for dying.
2) I tried walking on the road of success, but they said it is under construction at this time.
3) If you do something wrong, then you should either run away or you should find a person whom you can blame for your mistake.
4) I never borrow the money from those people that know me, and I don’t do it because they know me.
5) If you don’t want to lose an argument with women, you better don’t argue with them.
6) My boss told me he can hire 100 more employees like me for , however, he didn’t know that my father also dint get a success in it and he ended up having my younger brother, but he couldn’t get another me.
7) You can expect sensible things from sensible people, but if you are expecting sense from a stupid person, then you need to consider yourself as the biggest stupid of the world.
8) If someone calls you stupid, then you should not open your mouth to prove him right.
9) If you make mistakes, then you may be a human, but if you blame others for your mistake, then you are definitely a human.
10) If you know that tomato is a fruit, then we call it your knowledge and when you don’t put it in a fruit salad, we call it your wisdom.
11) After marriage a man either lives his life happily ever after or he becomes a philosopher.
12) They said I should give more importance to love over money, however, love never helped me to pay my bills.
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